Let me just out right start this post with saying I’m never having sex with my roommate again and I’m not an angry mean person. No matter how sexually frustrated I get I will not ever have sex with that lowly man slut. You do not bring home a drunk ugly old bitch from the bar. You do not let them say shit to my best friend, even in a drunken state. You do not expect me to sit in silence in my living room as you tell her we don’t actually fuck anymore and treat me like I’m a dick or some shit for being around. Sorry for fucking caring and I hope you get that nasty bitch pregnant and get herpes. Sorry for fucking your friend in front of you last night too. (Except I’m not. You’re a fucking dick.) Sorry for telling your disgusting one night stand she was about to get her ass kicked if she didn’t shut her mouth.

I want to become a fucking nun sometimes. I want to get in a fightttttttt. I have to be at work in like six hours.

:/